Day 1 Master Cleanse Delta Edition
Today is day one of my Delta Edition of the Master Cleanse / Spicy Lemonade Diet.
Why Delta? Well it is my fourth Master Cleanse Diet. The fourth letter of the greek alphabet – Delta.
Plus, my buddy John Johnson is doing the Master Cleanse with me. I met John when I was a manufacturers representative working for Pulley and Associates with our largest manufacturer being Delta Faucet Company.
Our relationship started out rocky as John had also applied for the position at the same time I did. He lived 4 hours from Pulley’s headquarters while I lived 4 miles. John worked for one of our customers at the time, and his store was in my territory.
My amazing personality won him over, or maybe it was John’s amazing personality that allowed him to persevere past me getting the spot over him.
Well, another spot opened a couple months later and John filled that position very well.
John and I have been good friends ever since.
He only got back at me one time for beating him to the spot at Pulley.
We were resetting the faucet aisle at an Atlanta area Home Depot. We were moving the steel beams that hold the products. John was aggressively knocking the wooden spacers out of the steel beams. I asked him to slow down and he said to quit whining. Then several 18” long 2×4’s proceeded to whack me in the head. My hard head paid off once again. Everyone laughed (including me…much later though).
John is a great friend and even more importantly a man of tremendous character. He and I are on this journey down the master cleanse together.
I have a goal of losing 15+ pounds over the next 10 days. I weighed 210 to start so that will put me at 195. John will probably loose 20+ to simply outperform me.
I will try to get a goal out of John to share and will definitely tell more stories of our adventures over the next 10+ days, as there are many.
Dug
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I am into day two. I have not had the first hunger pain. It is amazing to think that i have not had anything to eat since Sunday evening at 8:30. That has been over 36 hours ago. I am looking forward to the result I will have on this ten day program. I weighed 222.2lbs Monday morning. This morning I weighed in at 217.6lbs. That has been a drop of 4.6lbs the first day. Let’s keep going.
There is one correction to Dougs story. I dropped 2X6′s on his head not 2×4′s.
yeah i still dont have the depth perception back to be able to distinguish the difference between 2×4′s and 2×6′s. other than that no other side effects of the knocks to the head…